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18 May 2010 @ 12:10 pm
 Ask us anything.  It doesn't have to be anything deep, just stuff like "Cats or dogs?" or any of those other stupid myspace quiz questions will do.
And then we'll both answer! : )
I won't answer anything stupid though.
The point is to compare our answers though... so she can see how different her husbands are!
I think she already knows.
Well... we don't have to do this... I guess... ._.
No, we've already committed. Shut up.
Okay..

This sucks. Better make it good.
: )
 
 
10 May 2010 @ 01:16 am
Goldsap: Yes. The people will worship you like they worship me.
Goldsap: Well, there's a lot of empty space, full of grass.
Goldsap: There is some vegetation, but mostly it is a vast open field. All the way around.
Goldsap: There are two seasons, sunny and wet.
Goldsap: The only building is the Imperial Palace. And it is very large! And you will get to go inside of it, the dream of so many Jellyfish underlings.
oldsap: Oh, there is also a substantial underground storage space, that's for storing the weapons and whatnot during the wet season so they don't get.
Goldsap: But Jellyfish don't need to sleep indoors, or change any of their habits during the wet season, because the rain feels nice to us.
Goldsap: So! All of the Jellyfish underlings sleep in the field.
Reina: But not you?
Goldsap: Of course not! I live in the palace.
Goldsap: Me, Father, and all the royal servants and concubines, the "lucky" ones.
Rei: What is the role of women? You said I'd have people worshipping me like they worship you...but...what does that mean for me?
Goldsap: Oh, women are wise and should be listened to! Though sometimes we forget to listen, since they're always like this. *pulls one out of his pocket.... a little real jellyfish*
Goldsap: It will take patience to learn what they have to say.
Goldsap: Things like post offices and hospitals are found underground, but usually doctors operate in the grass anyway. Nobody likes being underground when they could be laying in the grass instead.
Goldsap: Basically, you only run underground for short, quick reasons.
Goldsap: Even the employees for the post offices and hospitals stay above ground until someone tells them to go down and perform a task.
Goldsap: So the large majority of time is spent lazing about in the sun. Or alternatively, the rain.
Goldsap: And training, of course. Our military is nice.
Rei: So the underground is mostly abandoned?
Goldsap: I wouldn't say abandoned, because it was never used for any other purpose to begin with. It's basically like a huge utility closet under there, and you only go down there if you have something to grab or do.
Goldsap: Of course, that is the life of a commoner! Our palace is very different. We have walls.
Goldsap: The floor is still grass though.
Goldsap: And there's no ceiling, because we need to see the sky to feel safe.
Goldsap: Oh, but.... the few times we've had human guests, they haven't taken kindly to sleeping situations. They say it gets cold. :<
Goldsap: I'll keep you warm. ^^
Reina: Thank you. ///
Reina: What do we do in the rainy season? Does the rain not bother you when you sleep...
Goldsap: No, it feels so good.
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Reina: ...I see..
Goldsap: We only care about seeing the sky if it's sunny and has clouds.
Goldsap: You've accept your role? :D
Reina: ...not exactly. I just want to...see what it's like first. Can I hang out underground if I want to?
Goldsap: Oh, all of the wives and concubines are free to do as they wish throughout the day time.
Reina: What happens at night?
Goldsap: You have to come back to the palace, of course. Why would you want to spend the night underground? There's no sun...or grass...or beautiful sky...:<
Reina: Will there be a bed?
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Goldsap: The commoners don't often have beds unless they bring them up from underground. But we always have beds. My bed is very large, and very soft, and very perfect. We will enjoy it together.
Goldsap: The commoners are not underprivileged, they often don't want beds. But if they choose to have a bed, they go down underground, pull it up to the surface, and sleep on it.

Goldsap: Why are these ones not bowing to me? *at reina*
Rei: Oh, um, probably because they're the bartenders. They work here.
Goldsap: But....that shouldn't matter...
Rei: It does. Deal with it.
Barjelly: You haven't really done a lot for us, frankly. There's no reason for us to bow to you.
(he married her...)
Barjelly: You sent us down here permanently, we're not allowed to the surface.
Barjelly: Maybe you forgot.
Rei: What. Why?
Barjelly: Because "somebody" had to control the underground!
Barjelly: The people down here are miserable, our hair is discolored, we hardly have any customers except for at places like this.... my friend works in the gift store and the only people who come into his shop are robbers. It's getting old.
Goldsap: ....:<
Barjelly: Maybe if you left the palace for once you'd notice.
Barjelly: Maybe if society didn't think of Jellyfish as just those lucky ones up in the grass.
Rei: ...this is all so interesting.
Barjelly: Are you the princess?
Rei: Yeah.
Goldsap: Isn't she cute? :)
Barjelly: I don't know yet.
Rei: I don't like the situation down here. *at the prince* Aren't you going to do something?
Goldsap: Do something...? Like what?
Barjelly: *sigh*
Rei: ...we'll have to have a talk about it then.
Goldsap: ._.
Barjelly: I've never seen a human before.
Rei: *drinks* Really?
Rei: I guess humans are kind of far away..
Barjelly: You look like the ones in the movies. *MOVIES?! is this...... LEFTGREEDLAND?!*
Rei: You watch movies?
Barjelly: Yeah.
Barjelly: It's all we got down here. :x
Goldsap: Movie? :)
Goldsap: It sounds cute. :)
Rei: ...yes. :x
Barjelly: Oh, that's right, you don't have that stuff, huh.
Barjelly: It's mainly because that Earthling who came here hung out strictly down here with us. He didn't care for the surface.
Barjelly: So yeah, we got his stuff.

Rei: How long do you work a day?
Warwave: Uh....like 12 hours.
Rei: ....
Rei: Wow. That's...extreme.
Warwave: Got nothing else to do.
Warwave: Oh, but--I don't really work HERE that often.
Warwave: We all rotate jobs. But I usually work at the bakery, since that's what I'm good at.
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06 May 2010 @ 12:04 pm
Mommy, I found Daddy, and he wants to have a word with you.
 
 
02 May 2010 @ 09:49 pm
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28 April 2010 @ 01:05 pm
10 Things You Wish You Could Say To People.
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07 April 2010 @ 09:50 am
My faaaavorite little serpent, how long has it been! Well, not really that long at all, huh? Still trying to hide the memories of those children you gave me deep within the cesspool that is your mind? Good to hear, good to hear.  You do good work, I'm proud of you.

But I can never just leave you alone, you know.  There's always some new way to fiddle around with you!  So I've developed a scavenger hunt for you to complete.  It's mandatory, of course.  If you don't do everything on this list, you are subject to whatever I find suitable as a punishment.

SATAN'S HELLA WICKED SCAVENGER HUNT!


The object of the game is misery!  There are two categories of misery-inducing objectives, Unto Others and Unto Yourself.  If you complete them both I'll give you a treat, if not... well... like I said, I have punishments in mind.  Probably involving your future children. idk.


UNTO OTHERS:

[  ] Say something really hurtful to someone close to you, something that will make them cry!
[x] Physically hurt someone that you know (aka no strangers) and nobody that you can't stand! Broken bones are the minimum.
[x] Sacrifice someone to me!
[x] Teach someone pure how to do something evil!

UNTO YOURSELF:

[  ] Sleep with someone truly ugly!
[x] Have Mike spread more of that stuff all over your body! You're still not disgusting enough yet, as hard to believe as that is!
[  ] Tell that stupid God how much you hate him! (Yes, this belongs in this category.)
[x] Be a man in the daytime, and don't tell M where you've gone when he asks! Ooh, trust issues!
[x] Start visiting that man who ate you alive again! I'm sure he misses your company.


Come back to me once you've checked off every point on this list.  I can't wait to see how much misery you produce!

Byebye now~.

-Satan
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"Hail to the Emperor, let his empire range as far as the most distant stars.  Protect him with your life, and in return be blessed by his wisdom and courage.  Honor his words, for you are his soldier and you must die for him."


"I don't get it! I just don't get any of it!"
"Why are you always complaining?"
"I'm not complaining! I'm just.... contemplating!"
"Don't contemplate."
"It's just... it's so ridiculous! How do we actually even know if he's saying anything?! He doesn't actually speak!"
"Be quiet or someone'll hear you!  And he does speak, you're just too young and foolish to understand him."
"Is he even male?! Why can't he transform like the rest of us?!"
"He's just waiting for his time."


"My assistant's been so skeptical these days, Lieutenant, I don't know what to do.  It's as if he's lost his ideology, his patriotism!  I tried to slime him, but he just got grossed out.  What kind of Jellyfish is he?"
"I don't know, sir.  Would you like me to persuade him?"
"Your persuasion is so forced though!"
"Sir! I'm offended."


"There's this thing they say in the movies, sir, it's called I Love You and when you say it I guess good shit happens."
"Hmm? It's probably sorcery.  Be careful.  It's most likely quite dangerous, so don't associate yourself with it."
".....oh."


"His Majesty has called for us to go to the planet Shark in the N-451 galaxy.  It will be a grand siege."
"I don't wanna go.  I've been making other travel plans."
"That's unfortunate.  But you have to go.  It's the word of His Majesty."
"Did he say my name specifically? Send someone else."
"He requested that the colonel be put in charge, and you're just an offshoot of the colonel."
"An offshoot, huh?"
"Yes, an offshoot."
"An offshoot... Hey, answer me somethin'.  What are you an 'offshoot' of?  Why do I gotta be the only one who's an 'offshoot' of anybody? Go work for one of the goons in the mothership, then you can be like me and get shoved into doing shit you never dreamed of, shit that's probably going to kill you in the end and erase you from the entire universe's memory with the click of a gun.  Wow, so many new experiences, it's like a dream come true, huh."
".......regrettable.  I'll have to tell the Emperor of your negligent thought process and poor behavior.  He won't be pleased."
"Go ahead. Go do that. And then go fuck yourself. And tell the Emperor to fuck himself too."
".........."


"Well, off we go!  This is going to be a very long ride, so let's make the best of it."
"Yeah."
"Just meeee and you, in a tiny ship, for soooo many years..."
"I'm bringing books.  There's one on the language of an alien race called the Shade, I think I'm gonna try to learn that.  You can take a look too, sir, maybe we could practice the language with each other."
"Books? What? Oh, those things?  It's not like we can READ, you silly bub."
"I can."
"...er...well.... either way, I won't have any time to learn a language!  Too busy."
"Gotcha."
 
 
Voltage is a planet that exists in a galaxy without a sun. (1) Because of this, the planet itself is very dark and covered in ice. Species who visit the planet must wear protective gear and make special arrangements so as to not freeze to death. Spending extended amounts of time on Voltage is almost impossible.

The only dominating species known on Voltage are the Voltage. Their bodies are made purely of light, being able to switch their outward appearance at will to whatever wave they feel appropriate, and making it possible for them to survive in a galaxy without a sun. This is often exhibited when taking damage by an enemy.

Physically, there is an extremely large population. However, telepathically there is only one of them(2). The Voltage seem to operate on a sort of wavelength similar to a beehive. This is one of the reasons they have such a superior intellect and can keep their soldiers in line. All soldiers who think wrongly are instantly noticed and punished in any number of ways.

The Voltage reproduce by laying their eggs in living hosts. The hosts serve as an incubator until the eggs hatch. In some cases, the young will burst violently out of the host's body when it's time to be born. In others, they will leave without giving notice that they ever existed (3).

Some of the key characteristics of the Voltage include patience (as seen in their previous invasion attempts extending for 60+ years(4)) and an intense superiority complex over the entire universe, often calling other species as "it" and deeming them unintelligent. They make no effort to socialize with outside planets and have no known allies. The Dolphins can't stand them.

In combat, the Voltage are a dangerous enemy. Some of their abilities include but are not limited to: shapeshifting(5), invisibility, possibly mind control(6), and an ability they call Post-Pwnage (7).

In 2071 (because time never passes, ever.) they began making obvious moves on the planet Earth, claiming to have intentions of taking over the entire solar system but because Earth is an easy target what with being planetarily unaware, they chose to act there first.

The Voltage were destroyed when Shinigami Reina led a group to Voltage and destroyed the "queen", but were later revived when their incubated eggs hatched and jump started their species once again.

references
1. Tororo: Back on their home planet, it was always cold, because their galaxy has no sun of its own. (7/5/2007 2:32:50 AM)
2. Yoruru: We're all connected, silly. There really only one Voltage. (7/19/2007 10:08:35 PM)
3. It's possible that in most cases they are violent in their escapes, but because their species was previously extinct prior to their hatching they left as cautiously as possible to avoid taking any damage.
4. Yoruru: It:ll be easy for Voltage to inhabit the entire universe like this. What with us having had soldiers on every planet for 60 years. ^^
5. Yoruru: Makes you really doubt who real and who not, doesn't it? We're pretty good at hiding our true selves if you ask me. I mean, really, for all you know, your cousins could be Voltage. ( 7/19/2007 9:48:02 PM)
6. Yoruru: Those scientist guys are way too easy to control. We can make their heads hurt, we can make them involuntarily transform.....we can even make them attack you right now if we wanted to. (7/19/2007 11:01:33 PM)
7. I don't actually have a reference for this, but I remember it. Muhyo was attacked in the first encounter with the enemy but was dealt zero damage (what is this, a video game?) until the meeting with Yoruru a day or so later. Yoruru claims that the attack can last up to a million years if that's what they want. There's no limit to the length of a post-pwnage attack.
 
 
26 February 2010 @ 03:03 pm
PART 1: THE BASICS

1. What is your full name?

2. Where and when were you born?

3. Who are/were your parents? Did/do they have occupations?

4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

5. Where do you live now, and with whom?

6. What is your occupation?

7. Write a full physical description of the character.

8. To which social class do you belong?

9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, disabilities, or other physical weaknesses?

10. Are you right-handed or left-handed?

11. What does your voice sound like?

12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

13. What do you have in your pockets?

14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

PART 2: GROWING UP

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?

16. What is your earliest memory?

17. How much schooling have you had?

18. Did you enjoy school?

19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?

24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

26. When and with whom was your first kiss?

27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

30. Who has had the most influence on you?

31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

32. What is your greatest regret?

33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

35. When was the time you were the most frightened?

36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

38. What is your best memory?

39. What is your worst memory?


PART 4: BELIEFS AND OPINIONS

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

41. What is your greatest fear?

42. What are your religious views?

43. What are your political views?

44. What are your views on sex?

45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

48. What do you believe makes a successful life?

49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self )

50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

PART 5: RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)?

54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

57. Do you have a spouse or significant other?

58. Have you ever been in love?

59. What do you look for in a potential lover?

60. How close are you to your family?

61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

69. Do you care what others think of you?

PART 6: LIKES AND DISLIKES

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

71. What is your most treasured possession?

72. What is your favorite color?

73. What is your favorite food?

74. What, if anything, do you like to read?

75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

78. What makes you laugh?

79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

81. How do you deal with stress?

82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

83. What are your pet peeves?

PART 7: SELF-IMAGE AND ETC.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you.

85. What is your greatest strength as a person?

86. What is your greatest weakness?

87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

89. Are you generally organized or messy?

90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

91. Do you like yourself?

92. Do you do heroic type things in an attempt to make yourself look better? Or do you steer clear of them?

93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

98. What three words best describe your personality?

99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character?
 
 
14 February 2010 @ 12:59 pm
[ on Hiro's desk is Aimee's letter of resignation, and her desk is already cleared ]